Shower thoughts and odd questions with no right answer.
Have you realized that you can only kiss your reflection on the lips?
Have You Wondered? collects the thoughts that show up in the shower or just before you fall asleep. Clapping is hitting yourself because you like something. Every website asks if you're a robot, and a robot would just say no. Your dog may think you're a very large dog with bad instincts.
None of it matters, and that's the appeal. It's a good deck for a car journey, a queue or a group that has run out of things to say.
Why do some people not recognize left from right, but always recognize up from down?
Why do your best ideas arrive in the shower, where you can't write any of them down?
Why does a towel need to be washed if you are clean when you dry yourself with it?
Have you thought about how we have to pretend to sleep (lie still with eyes closed) in order to fall asleep?
Who was the person who first looked at a cow and thought: "I'll squeeze those dangly things and drink what comes out"?
Have you realized that clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something?
Your tongue is glued to the roof of your mouth right now, and you cannot unknow that.
How do we know that the red I see is exactly the same color as the red you see?
Have you thought about how weird it is that we have to pay (work) to live on a planet we were born on for free?
Right at this moment you are the oldest you have ever been, and the youngest you will ever be again.
Have you realized that the voice inside your head doesn't need oxygen or breathing pauses to speak?
Is water wet, or does it just make other things wet?
Does your dog think you are just a really large dog with bad instincts?
Why does the dentist ask you questions right when both of their hands are in your mouth?
Who decided that a tie (a piece of fabric hanging from the neck) makes a man look professional?
How can you be 100% sure that the fridge light really goes out when you close the door?
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
Why is yawning contagious even if you aren't even tired?
Ever notice that your name is just a sound other people make to get your attention?
Are you actually 9 months older than your birthday claims?
Have you realized that you can only kiss your reflection on the lips?
Are you eating the pineapple, or is the pineapple eating you (because it has an enzyme that breaks down proteins)?
How do we know what is edible and what is poisonous? How many people died trying?
Why do we press the elevator button multiple times even though we know it doesn't speed up the elevator's arrival?
We are on a rock ball hurtling through space, protected by a thin layer of air.
Have you realized that you see your nose all the time, but your brain just decides to ignore it?
What if dreams are real in a parallel reality and being awake is the dream?
If two people drop bread on opposite sides of the planet at once, is the earth a sandwich?
What is the age when it becomes socially acceptable to start complaining about back pain?
Have you wondered how many strangers' photos you appear in the background of?
Have you realized that when reading you don't actually read letters, but recognize shapes of words?
Why does "drink" usually mean alcohol, even though the word just means drinking?
Why do we have a different word for an animal's meat (pork) than for the animal itself (pig)?
Have you thought about how your memories change a little every time you recall them?
You breathe automatically until someone mentions breathing. Now you are breathing manually.
Where does belly button lint disappear to if you don't dig it out?
Who decided that the clock goes clockwise? Why not counter-clockwise?
Why do we make the bed in the morning even though we know we are going back there in the evening?
If we find life on another planet, aren't we the aliens to them?
Who was the first person to swear, and what did they stub their toe on?
You have never seen your own face. Only mirrors, screens and photos of it.
How does your stomach know when the room has gone quiet?
You walk past the date of your death every year and never know which day it is.
One day your parents put you down and never picked you up again, and nobody noticed.
Every site asks if you are a robot, and a robot would just say no.
Somewhere on a server sits every message you typed and then deleted.
Who taught the first bird how to build a nest?
Nobody has ever felt the exact moment they fell asleep.
Who decided that grabbing a stranger's hand is polite but touching their elbow is not?
Whose idea was it to blow on a cake and then serve it to your friends?
Atoms are mostly empty space, so how does a chair hold you up?
A stopped escalator is just stairs, so why does walking up one feel so wrong?
You will forget almost all of today. Which ten seconds survive for 40 years?
How can you remember a song from 20 years ago but not what you ate on Tuesday?
Say any word out loud 30 times. Why does it stop being a word?
Every adult who seemed ancient to you as a kid was probably about 35.
You look at your phone for the time, then look again. Where did the first look go?
The same food tastes better when someone else makes it. What are they adding?
Money works only because everyone agrees to pretend it does. What if we stopped?
Why do we give pets human names and then talk to them in a voice no human gets?
Going through every card takes about 25–40 min, but there's no need to finish in one sitting. The deck runs in your browser with nothing to install, and your place is saved on this device, so you can stop and pick it up later.